Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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