you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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