is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
