Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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