***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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