Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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