i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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