My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
