So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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