honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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