I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
