he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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