so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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from the living room?
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