Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he was CRYING into my vagina
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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