Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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