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first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
They have beer where we have blood.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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