..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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