The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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