I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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