$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How naked do you want me to be?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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