I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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