I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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