shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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