I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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