What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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