ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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