Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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