Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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