I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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