Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize
