I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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