What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
