We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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