So drunk its hurt
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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