So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
