i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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