I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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