This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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