I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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