remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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