So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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