When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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