how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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