Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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