why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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