i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I did not marry a roomba.
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