He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
im on a boat
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