thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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