is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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