Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
