I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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