week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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