There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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