I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The ass gains better be worth it
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