I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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